Lord of the Rings: The Slash Fairy Cometh by Cyberwulf
Jan. 28th, 2026 08:37 pmPairings/Characters:
Celeborn/Haldir of Lothlórien, Celeborn/Galadriel | Artanis, Orophin/Rúmil of Lothlórien, Boromir/Théodred, Aragorn | Estel/Elrond Peredhel, Arwen Undómiel/Éowyn, Frodo Baggins/Sam Gamgee, Elladan/Elrohir/Erestor (Tolkien), Gandalf | Mithrandir/Saruman | Curunír, Gimli (Son of Glóin)/Legolas Greenleaf, Sauron | Mairon/Witch-King Of Angmar, Éomer Éadig/Faramir (Son of Denethor II), Gollum/Gríma Wormtongue, Elrond Peredhel/Glorfindel, Denethor II/Théoden Ednew
Rating: Mature
Length: 7,126 words
Creator Links: AO3 Profile
Theme: Crack Treated Seriously
Summary: Théoden and Denethor hunt the elusive Slash Fairy after she makes them... do things. Over and over. Featuring the horses of Middle Earth, with music by Fountains of Wayne, Celine Dion and Kenny Loggins.
Reccer's Notes: This month's theme is "ideas that are very, very bonkers, but approached with the utmost dedication to making it work within whatever passes for reality in that fandom." Author's dedication is key in this humorous tale of slash spreading like a glorious spready thing in the LOTR world and you'll believe that Denethor and Théoden-King need each other whether they realize it or not. The fairy is merely the mechanism. Just check out the other pairings and revel the night away! I especially liked that femmeslash was included, and also horses.
Fanwork Links: The Slash Fairy Cometh


Thursday - Tea & Coffee & Hot Chocolate
Jan. 29th, 2026 12:12 amToday's theme is tea & Coffee & hot chocolate. Surprising no one, among of the weird wacky holidays in January are ones for tea, coffee & hot chocolate. Who doesn’t like a good hot drink. There are plenty of places to go. Who needs it to start their day? Who thinks better with a cup of tea at hand. Who dislikes them? Tea houses, coffee shops, heck give us a chocolate shop. Go wherever your imagination takes you
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Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
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+ The Owl House, Edalyn Clawthorne + any, coffee is no apple blood.
+ Star Trek the Next Generation, Jean-Luc Picard +/ Beverly Crusher, no earl grey for you today. You’re trying something different.
+ Star Trek Deep Space Nine Jadzia Dax, Ben and Jake Sisko, Nog, Nog and Jake get into Jadzia’s Raktajino, not knowing it was Klingon coffee
+ Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Rupert Giles, finding a tea house that makes the best cuppa he’s had in forever
+ Hazbin Hotel, Angel Dust +/Husk (+ any) Angel introduces Husk to the Italian Moretta fanese (a combination of coffee. lemon zest, and equal parts of brandy, rum, and anisette/sambuca)
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