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[mkrobinson]

Imagine your OTP:

Picking strawberries or wild blackberries together during the summer when they’re in season
Relaxing at night on the grass, gazing up at the sky and marveling at, not the stars, but a summer lightning storm
Skinny dipping under the light of the moon during the summer camping trip while the rest of the group is asleep
Frolicking in the warm summer rain together after being caught in a storm after realizing playing in it is more fun than fleeing from it
Finding a patch of honeysuckle and picking and enjoying them together
Going to the farmer’s market or flea market together
Attending a local summer carnival and basking in the cliche of the romantic Ferris wheel ride and the cheesy carnival game prizes
Supporting one of their younger siblings by going to one of their little league games and cheering them on
Having a summer picnic at the park with watermelon and hot dogs and lemonade
Accidentally (or purposefully) dozing off in a hammock together as the sun sets and the air cools down
Playing with sidewalk chalk like they’re kids again
Imagine your OTP doing some underappreciated summer activities!! AKA anything other than just eating ice cream and being hot

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anonymous asked:

Oh! Oh! Young parents prompt list pleeeaseeee!!!!!!!!


otppromptlists answered:

I’ll try my best to make this as general as possible so all pairings (m/m, f/f, f/m, etc) can use this list. Thanks for the prompt anon! There’s some NSFW ones sprinkled in here too for all your smutty OTP needs.

Holding their baby for the very first time
Person A suggests naming the baby after a person who is significant to B (mother/father, old friend, etc) and B getting all teary-eyed
First night at home: marvelling at how much this kid just. sleeps. before they wake up and start crying for food and then never stop
Having a shift schedule so one person can sleep while the other feeds a very demanding baby
Both A & B wearing exclusively sweatpants and old shirts because neither of them have time for anything fancier and babies stain every fabric known to mankind
Parents sleeping on any horizontal surface available whenever they have a moment to themselves
Person A (larger of the two) being nervous about sleeping with the baby in their bed because they’re afraid they’ll roll onto them
Begging a friend/relative to please god just watch the baby for a few hours so they can get some sleep
Chronic cockblocking from the baby
Person A & B trying to enjoy the first evening they’ve had alone in months but all they end up doing is worrying about their kid
Trying to ignore the tirade of bad and conflicting advice from their friends/relatives/random strangers about how to properly raise their child
Neither of them shutting up about how great their kid is to anyone who will listen to them
Baby’s first words!!!!
Baby’s first steps!!!!!!!!!!
Stealing quick kisses which each other whenever they have a moment alone
Baby falling asleep on Person A’s chest and Person B is beside themselves with how adorable it is
Person A trying to be sexy to B but they both smell like spit-up and forgot to brush their teeth that morning
Family cuddles on the couch/bed with a sleeping baby

Baby clothes shopping!!!
Finally having a night alone and using the time to just go to town on each other ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So I borrowed a bunch of these fictional kisses from this post and made it up into a prompt list. Feel free to reblog of course!

breaking the kiss to say something, staying so close that you’re murmuring into each other’s mouths
moving around while kissing, stumbling over things, pushing each other back against the wall/onto the bed
kissing so desperately that their whole body curves into the other person’s
throwing their arms around the other person, holding them close while they kiss
hands on the other person’s back, fingertips pressing under their top, drawing gentle circles against that small strip of bare skin that make them break the kiss with a gasp
lazy morning kisses before they’ve even opened their eyes, still mumbling half-incoherently, not wanting to wake up
routine kisses where the other person presents their cheek/forehead for the hello/goodbye kiss without even looking up from what they’re doing
being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward
one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other
staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in
when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more
a hoarse whisper “kiss me”
following the kiss with a series of kisses down the neck
starting with a kiss meant to be gentle, ending up in passion
a gentle “i love you” whispered after a soft kiss, followed immediately by a stronger kiss
when one person’s face is scrunched up, and the other one kisses their lips/nose/forehead
height difference kisses where one person has to bend do wn and the other is on their tippy toes
kisses where one person is sitting in the other’s lap
kisses meant to distract the other person from whatever they were intently doing
top of head kisses

RANDOM ANGST MEMES.

how can you look at me and see something good?
the world has gone to hell.
what have you done to yourself?
what have you become?
i trusted you!
you betrayed me!
i will never trust you again.
after everything we’ve been through, you turn your back on me.
who did you kill?
why are you covered in blood?
just breathe, you’ll be okay.
are you drunk?
this world was not meant for people like this.
you are weak.
you are nothing.
i hate you.
i don’t love you.
you’re going to die.
i’ll kill you.
i’ll leave you to suffer alone.

“It never works for us, and it never will.”
“I’m done. I’m done trying so hard only for you to never even look in my direction.”
“I can’t fall in love with you. I don’t want all the pain that comes with it.”
“My roommate had to go into my room and throw the sheets away because I haven’t been able to sleep in that bed since you left.”
“I keep asking myself “why isn’t the sun bright anymore” but then I remember you’re not in my life anymore and realize it’s just my own eyes.”
“I regret it all. I really do, I swear. Please, please– let’s fix this, please.”
“Remember when you promised we’d always be together? Because I remember when I thought you meant it.”
“I can’t move on from something that wasn’t supposed to end!”
“The phone calls aren’t the same… I can hear in your voice that it’s not the same anymore.”
“I’m trying to avoid talking because I know what it’ll lead to, and I don’t want that to come.”
“Don’t you think you can fall back in love with me?”
“This whole time I’ve been using you to make me feel better, and you never caught on. You never caught on. I want you to hate me now, but I don’t think you’re even able to.”
“Kissing me breaks the promise… remember?”
“Every time we fix things something else ends up breaking.”
“Why don’t we stop pretending we’re not on a road to destruction?”
“It wasn’t even fun at first, honestly. It was just like… Morphine.”
“You’re just not enough anymore.”
“It’s been too long since you’ve really smiled.”
“Ah, it was all my fault. Wasn’t it?”
“To think, we thought just the sex would be enough to keep us in love.”
“Back then, I lied when I told you I didn’t love you. You needed to move on from me– I needed to protect you from me.”
“You never had that shine in your eyes when you were with me.”
“Quit trying to fix me when you need to just fix yourself.”
“I’m so tired of everything about us, and about how we thought we were in love, and how we think forcing it can make us be in love– I’m so tired of it.”
“This whole time you’ve still been in love with him/her… Not me.”
“I couldn’t make you fall in love with me. I thought I could do it, I really did, but… But I know you… And this isn’t love.”
“Did you really think I needed that kiss back then when all that you conveyed in it was pity?”
“To think I’ve changed so much to get you to like me, and you still never really look my way.”
“I know I deserve better than you. I realize that, but you were so broken… I didn’t want to be the one that made you shatter.”
“All of this was to protect myself.”
“I feel like I’ve been looking for who you used to be… Back when you were actually happy.”
“I never want to even hear your name during my life anymore.”
“Your lips used to be sanctuary, but now I just feel trapped.”
“Isn’t it time we both stopped pretending we make each other happy?”
“The thing I regret the most is giving you so much hope by agreeing to this date.”
“We have the kind of history anyone would never want to think about again, and you’re hear asking me on a date?”
“What makes you think I’ll be any different this time?”
“I’ll let you down. I will always let you down. I’m not enough for you to be satisfied.”
“Are you satisfied with the mess you’ve created out of me?”
“I should have listened to everyone who told me this was a bad idea.”
“I’ve never met someone who can so gently destroy me the way you do.”
“I can’t forget about him/her! It’s not in my power to forget how he/she felt when they loved me.”
“The saddest thing is that when I told him/her I loved him/her, he/she thought I was lying. He/she never believed someone could fall in love with him/her.”
“Listen… You’re his/her best friend… and I completely fucked up– it’s over between us, but… please, punch me, or punish me, or do something to me because he/she just… cried. He/she wasn’t even angry, they were just so sad– Please, be angry at me, please. Give me what I deserve.”
“It would have been better if we never met.”
“You’re my regret.”
“I’m not angry at you, just at myself… Because I knew this would happen, but I let myself fall in love with you anyways.”
“Don’t tell me to give up like everything is meaningless.”
“This is why I don’t let myself fall in love.”
“Somewhere deep inside me, I still have hope that you’ll fall in love. How pathetic.”